urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

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foodnun:

Teacher: your research paper is due next week

Me: image

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cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

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daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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Tomorrow’s going to be like Christmas.

Getting my hair cut off.

Getting a new phone to replace my shitty rumor touch.

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I’m staying at my sisters grandma’s house for awhile.

She commented on my hair, which is shoulder length, when I first got here

"You have such pretty hair but you cut it short…( Her way of saying I don’t like short hair, so fuck you for cutting it girl who is not blood related to me ) but it’s ok, it’ll grow out ( She really means, you better not fucking cut it again because it’s better long ).

I’m getting it cut short again on Thursday. 

No. Fucks. Will. Be. Given. That. Day.

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  • #She's a really nice woman #but she really does hate short hair #My hair looks better short #So yeah #Short hiar
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